Sausage​-​like Ladies (ft. Frank Felt)

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lyrics

The sausage-like ladies were out on the prowl
They were right in the prime of a sexual time
They were looking for men who could howl

Well just around the corner and a little down the street
Came Ed McMasher and Joe Quick Hands and Feet
They were looking for victims and they thought they were the best
Then the sausage like ladies came in from the west

Sausage-like ladies in red

Oh yeah!

It was splat splat and then it was face on the ground
In the next 50 seconds they were hand and foot bound
To the horror and amazement of Big Ed and Joe
The sausage-like ladies removed everyone's clothes

Sausage-like ladies in Red

Oh yeah!

Three and a half hours later as they babbled and they begged
The sausage-likes ladies gave up on their leg
As the ladies got dressed they hummed a little tune
They couldn't wait till next month at their time of the moon

Sausage-like ladies in red

Oh yeah!

credits

from McMillan's Monster, released May 28, 2015
Mixed and recorded by Mike Lefebvre at Sweat Shoppe Studios, Saskatoon Sk
Mastered by Brock McFarlane at CPS Mastering, Vancouver, BC
Johnny 2 Fingers & the Deformities are John Dale, Brett McKay and "Cannonball" Kelly Gower
All songs performed and arranged by Johnny 2 Fingers and the Deformities and Frank Felt sings on Colt .45 and Sausage-like Ladies
All songs written by John Dale, besides Colt .45 and Sausage-like Ladies are written by Frank Felt & John Dale and Death Tomb which is written by John Dale & James Oakley
Cover art by Traci Biemans and John Dale
Special thanks to Gwen Dale, Dan McMillan and Ken Zech

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Johnny 2 Fingers & the Deformities Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan

J2f & the D's build an altar to the rock gods and burn it down; delivering a bone-crushing, boogie-woogie shake straight down the tail of a rattlesnake. A wrestle rock, freak show extravaganza!  Check 'em out while they're on this side of the petunias.  Their new heavy psychedelic blues-rock album "Time Child" out summer 2020. ... more

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